why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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