Im at strip club and am horny
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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