So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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