So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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