I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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