these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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