I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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