Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans