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(310): View more from California

Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..

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(205): View more from Alabama

The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.

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(850): View more from Florida

There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.

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(323): View more from California

I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen

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(207): View more from Maine

And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.

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