Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral

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(949): View more from California

Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.

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(817): View more from Texas

I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?

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(248): View more from Michigan

I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?

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(314): View more from Missouri

He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.

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