you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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