yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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