when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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