gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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