I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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