I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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