I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
