you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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