they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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