Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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