It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Randomize
