well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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