there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
the raccoons are back...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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