I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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