mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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