I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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