Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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