I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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