this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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