I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Randomize
