We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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