Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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