I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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