If i come over, it means nothing
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
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The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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