Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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