Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
