You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
