ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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