If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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