you would pick up someone in the library
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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