What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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