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I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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