How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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