I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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