so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
tell me about the eggs
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