Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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