Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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