put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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