He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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