just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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