I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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