she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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