Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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