Midget sex pt 2 tonight
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Buhtt sex?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
