the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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