i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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