His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
