my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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